rightleaninglibertarian:

crabs-and-baramundis:

punishedpoisonwater:

crabs-and-baramundis:

scarabest:

scarabest:

it’s berry season here. i’ve eaten so many berries. i have a 5 pound box of blueberries next to me now.

berry time

Whatcha got there?

NOT FOR BEAR!!!

RUDE

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fredd01:

seymour-butz-stuff:

soberscientistlife:

Never quit never give-up!

(via snowflake-bunny)

scalliongf:

i loved the new spiderppl from atsv just as much as the next guy but can we hear some commotion for miles morales. can we hear some commotion for main character miles morales who is carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. who was going to study at princeton just for a chance to see his friends. who juggles saving the city and his grades and his family’s expectations and the feeling that he’s maybe not quite good enough. who was prepared to fight time and space just to save his dad. brooklyn’s one and only spiderman miles morales. rio’s brave little boy miles morales. can we hear some commotion for him

(via owlinaminor)

weakerthan:

dni if: you have perfect eyesight, clean your room regularly, never want any tattoos, hate milk, are taller than 5’5, don’t own a watch, hate on feel-good movies, don’t use chapstick, sleep with more than 2 pillows, prefer stem over humanities, never had an emo phase, have your own car, actually look like your age, live in a large city, use a planner for school/work, use twitter, have led lights in your room, like swedish fish, look good in yellow, have bad handwriting, or bite your nails.

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secondlina:

She’s doing her best.

(via spongebobssquarepants)

weaselsblaugh:

do-what-i-yoinky:

darkmagiciangirl:

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

Being on tumblr for years like:

this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older

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gogoakechi:

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cozysafechaotic:

sensicalabsurdities:

henshengs:

Tbh I think fandom generally needs to get better at sitting with the uncomfortable fact that a story/fanwork/meme/whatever can hurt one person and help another

This is why I think “tag warning” culture is kinder and more constructive than cancel culture / “no problematic content” culture. One size does not fit all, but if we learn to be more aware of the fact that the same thing can be emotionally validating or cathartic to one person and upsetting to another, and pick up a general mindset of thinking before we post, “what might people need a heads up for in this content?”, we grow more compassionate, more thoughtful, and more understanding of the differences in people’s experiences.

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publiusmaximum:

badshah-cornelius:

buu-black:

macdicilla:

eisbecherovka:

i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her

#i’ve been in a coma since 1914#i can’t wait to see my favorite modern empire (via elucubrare)

@badshah-cornelius

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aleshabun:

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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wickedcriminal:

thebootydiaries:

A collection

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electrificata:

electrificata:

wine for idiots

WHITE WINE

if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like “is giving me a little green bell pepper?”

RED WINE

honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are “does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?” and “does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)

if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet,” say “juicy”

FIZZY WINE

if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco

if youre drinking champagne talk about the “minerality,” even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it

ORANGE WINE

this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its “funkiness.” if you use the term “gym socks” at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.

MISC

if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are

i dont think anyone should know anything

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rogha:

shittysawtraps:

shittysawtraps:

it’d be really fucking funny if you met your significant other in a saw trap. like you’re at a family reunion and some distant cousin asks how you met and you have to be like “yeah they had to pull out some of my teeth. but the chemistry was great.”

when you get married you send jigsaw an invitation as a joke but he actually shows up

listen I’ve seen none saw movies but I have seen sleeping beauty so I would rather invite jigsaw to every significant event in our relationship than risk not inviting him

(via skreehaw)

hometoursandotherstuff:

assassinregrets:

radicallyfeminine:

kweza:

kweza:

y'all wanna see a horror story in 2 pictures?

I have to kill

Thanks to wordhord for this submission- an abomination. 

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